A little lyrical relief

[professahesse]

Sung to the tune of John Henry

 

Jim Hendry

 

When Jim Hendry was a little baby,

Sittin' on his mama's knee',

Well he picked up a cell phone and a Krispy Creme Doughnut

Sayin' this is gonna be the death of me lord, lord,

But Krispy Kreme is worth it all to me.

 

Well Jim Hendry called the GM of the Pirates,

And he talked 'til he got ARam,

I'll give ya Bobby Hill and a couple of Frosty Malts

Sayin' Pirates doin' penance is okay with me lord, lord,

Dunkin' Doughnuts been so very good to me.

 

Now Jim Hendry was a lookin' for a short stop,

But he didn't want to pay the fee,

So he settled for Cedeno and a contract for Neifi

Sayin' catch the ball don't worry 'bout the hits swing free

Its the Twinkies I just ate not me.