Keith Jackson or Dan Rather

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Please provide an example when voting. I can't decide:

 

KJ: “He had never seen a corn dog, much less tasted one. It took him three quarters to eat one, and then he ate three.”

 

DR: "We used to say if a frog had side pockets, he'd carry a handgun."

[Andy]

Easily Jackson. Every time I watch another game he does, I laugh aloud at 5 things he says, at least.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Just found this site.

 

Good stuff.

[series65cubsfan]

Yogi definately takes this one.

 

 

Think! How the hell are you gonna think and hit at the same time?

 

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

 

All pitchers are liars or crybabies.

 

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

 

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

 

Bill Dickey is learning me his experience.

 

Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.

 

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

 

He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.

 

 

How can you think and hit at the same time?

 

I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.

 

 

I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.

 

I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?

 

 

I never said most of the things I said.

 

 

I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.

 

 

I wish everybody had the drive he had. He never did anything wrong on the field. I'd never seen him dive for a ball, everything was a chest-high catch, and he never walked off the field.

 

I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.

[LuckyPup]

Jackson-hands down. I bet he makes sure something is correct before reporting/saying it-

 

 

 

Dan Rather is a knob.