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every time i hear his name, i think of the phish song, "suzy greenberg", except i replace "suzy" with "adam".

 

Heh, I just had too

 

"Adam Greenberg"

 

Little Adam Greenberg with his helmet caved in

Soon will pass through waivers, oh

You better put Dusty in the loony bin

'Cause he'll never let Adam be a part of his show

 

Adam is an outfielder

And he runs quite a lot

He'll give you OBP

But a slugger, he's not

He says he wants to be a major leaguer

But he better first learn to duck quicker

 

Adam! Adam! Adam! Adam! Adam! Adam Greenberg!

Adam! Adam! Adam! Adam! Adam! Adam Greenberg!

 

Adam better be playing

Those slot machines

'Cause he'll have a token pile

Before he starts on our team

Will he always be afraid

That they'll knock him to the dirt?

No, he'll put that behind

In AAA, prove his worth

 

So the kid can get traded

To some other town

For a retread or such

While he's All-Star bound

Little Adam Greenburg

Keep playing the game

If we keep you, you'll suck probably

Guess the curse is to blame

 

Adam! Adam! Adam! Adam! Adam! Adam Greenberg!

Adam! Adam! Adam! Adam! Adam! Adam Greenberg!

Posted
every time i hear his name, i think of the phish song, "suzy greenberg", except i replace "suzy" with "adam".

 

Heh, I just had too

 

"Adam Greenberg"

 

Little Adam Greenberg with his helmet caved in

Soon will pass through waivers, oh

You better put Dusty in the loony bin

'Cause he'll never let Adam be a part of his show

 

Adam is an outfielder

And he runs quite a lot

He'll give you OBP

But a slugger, he's not

He says he wants to be a major leaguer

But he better first learn to duck quicker

 

Adam! Adam! Adam! Adam! Adam! Adam Greenberg!

Adam! Adam! Adam! Adam! Adam! Adam Greenberg!

 

Adam better be playing

Those slot machines

'Cause he'll have a token pile

Before he starts on our team

Will he always be afraid

That they'll knock him to the dirt?

No, he'll put that behind

In AAA, prove his worth

 

So the kid can get traded

To some other town

For a retread or such

While he's All-Star bound

Little Adam Greenburg

Keep playing the game

If we keep you, you'll suck probably

Guess the curse is to blame

 

Adam! Adam! Adam! Adam! Adam! Adam Greenberg!

Adam! Adam! Adam! Adam! Adam! Adam Greenberg!

 

this must be stickied somewhere. =D> =D> =D> :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted

Congratulations, you've just come up with the most homosexual post in internet history. Elton John's site is in a uproar.

 

 

every time i hear his name, i think of the phish song, "suzy greenberg", except i replace "suzy" with "adam".

 

Heh, I just had too

 

"Adam Greenberg"

 

Little Adam Greenberg with his helmet caved in

Soon will pass through waivers, oh

You better put Dusty in the loony bin

'Cause he'll never let Adam be a part of his show

 

Adam is an outfielder

And he runs quite a lot

He'll give you OBP

But a slugger, he's not

He says he wants to be a major leaguer

But he better first learn to duck quicker

 

Adam! Adam! Adam! Adam! Adam! Adam Greenberg!

Adam! Adam! Adam! Adam! Adam! Adam Greenberg!

 

Adam better be playing

Those slot machines

'Cause he'll have a token pile

Before he starts on our team

Will he always be afraid

That they'll knock him to the dirt?

No, he'll put that behind

In AAA, prove his worth

 

So the kid can get traded

To some other town

For a retread or such

While he's All-Star bound

Little Adam Greenburg

Keep playing the game

If we keep you, you'll suck probably

Guess the curse is to blame

 

Adam! Adam! Adam! Adam! Adam! Adam Greenberg!

Adam! Adam! Adam! Adam! Adam! Adam Greenberg!

Posted
Congratulations, you've just come up with the most homosexual post in internet history. Elton John's site is in a uproar.

 

Um...thanks?

 

<- straight but not narrow :lol:

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