Pierre's Official News Conference (Pics Provided)

[Blueheart05]

He looks like an 11 year old boy.

 

*In before Michael Jackson*

 

>_>

 

Why does his hat always look too big on him?

 

 

I believe the answer is "because he has a small head".

 

Plus, he shaves his head.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Hendry looks like he has something up his sleeve in that pic. Forget it, I think it's just constipation...

[Blueheart05]

what time and channel?

 

If you missed the press conference live there is a link available on Cubs.com to view it.

[OleMissCub]

University of South Alabama representing with Juan Pierre. Luis Gonzalez also played there.

[Electron Blue]

He looks like an 11 year old boy.

 

*In before Michael Jackson*

 

>_>

 

Why does his hat always look too big on him?

 

 

I believe the answer is "because he has a small head".

 

I believe he literally has the smallest head in the majors. I forget where I heard this, but going by hat sizes, they also named the biggest head: Kevin Mench.

[mncub]

I am hyped to see Juan Pierre in a Cubs uniform! Of course we saw in the '03 playoffs, but for those who didn't, he's like a human roadrunner. He'll just run, and run, and run!

[Roast]

They should really consider making him special hats with a narrower bill.

 

That made me LOL

[Roast]

I am hyped to see Juan Pierre in a Cubs uniform! Of course we saw in the '03 playoffs, but for those who didn't, he's like a human roadrunner. He'll just run, and run, and run!

 

Problem is, a quarter of the time he gets thrown out out out.