Do they give out ESPYs for categories like... Worst architect of a baseball team. Least amount of bang for the buck. Worst baseball manager. Lightest hitting middle infielder. Most injured pitcher. If so, I might have a reason to watch. Love to see our lovable Cubs get national recognition.
Miller mentions that the Cubs are dead last in home runs (and subsequently, last in runs scored). I wonder what Morgan is thinking, since he is the one that was always criticizing the Cubs for being too home-run oriented.
Good to see the rook shine on national teevee. Anyone remember Marshall's first ML start on Sunday night against the Cardinals? That had to be the game of the year. Ah the memories...how naive we were.
He actually has sucked all year. ANOTHER WALK. WHO THE HELL IS THIS TEAM? It's like the twilight zone. They drew 11 walks against the Brewers in the game prior to the all-star break as well. Something ain't right.
Well, it'd probably only be 3-0 at the most anyways, and then we'd all just get more depressed when we blew a 3 run lead, instead of the two run lead we're gonna blow. In Marshall I trust.