"Well, he's , he's the only player I've ever seen, when he was with us, as we've talked about it yesterday. When he was playing second base, there wasn't a better second baseman in the league. When he was playing shortstop, there was not a better shortstop in the league. When he played third, there was not a better third baseman in the league. I've never seen another player like that." -Ken Harrellson, describing Jose Juan Uribe before his second at bat June 19, 2016 How does this guy keep his job???