Alright. I'm 0-2 this year, but I feel like I earned some GT juju by letting the streak ride. Playoff status: 6.5 out Instead of talking about how terrible everything to do with the Cubs except for Rizzo and Bryant are, let's talk about the Pirates. LOL Pirates. The Pirates have been awful forever. Neal Huntington was named GM in September 2007 and has proven himself at least competent. The pre-Huntington Pirates' moment that sticks out in my mind has always been the 2003 Rule 5 Draft, when 5 of the first 6 players taken came from the Pirates' organization and there was literal, audible laughter in the room. Huntington put a lot of money into amateur talent, including some crazy overslot drafting years, and essentially put into place the "golden generation" plan that every small market team uses to try to squeeze out a window of contention. The Pirates won 94 games last year, which gave their fans and perhaps their front office the impression that they were awesome at baseball. They were not. They were OK and their bullpen was fluky awesome. Their GM decided not to bother doing anything this offseason, much like our own except with more to lose. They let AJ Burnett go without replacing him, did nothing for their awful offense, and now the bullpen has returned to earth. Now they are 29-33, just three games ahead of us. Way to blow your window, guys. Anyway, Go Cobs, come at me Jake.