I'm creating a list of players I'd rather see us sign than Jim Edmonds. 1. Tom Goodwin 2. Troy O'Leary 3. Scott Bullett 4. Vince Coleman 5. Preston Wilson 6. Darren Baker 7. Trinidad Hubbard 8. Elron Hubbard 9. Ted Williams' Head 10. Juan Pierre 11.Oddibie McDowell 12. Jack McDowell 13. Deion Sanders 14. Colonol Sanders 15. Luis Polonia 16. Willie Wilson 17. Flip Wilson 18. Bip Roberts 19. Tony Phillips 20. Mickey Tettleton 21. Lance Johnson 22. Brett Butler 23. Kenny Lofton 24. Jerome Walton 25. John Boy Walton 26. Timo Perez 27. Neifi Perez 28. Bob Dernier 29. Vance Law 30. Mitch Webster 31. Webster (the short kid from the TV series) 32. Ronnie Woo Woo 33. The Mariner Moose 34. Brian Jordan 35. Michael Jordan 36. Hannah Montana 37. Joe Montana 38. Jack the Ripper 39. Dusty Baker 40. Steve Garvey 41. Any of Steve Garvey's 250,000,000 children 42. Don Mattingly's moustache 43. Bozo the Clown 44. Joe Morgan's ego 45. Babe Ruth's [expletive] 46. Jim McMahon's headband 47. cubette14 48. Jose Canseco 49. Jose Oquendo 50. Bobby Bonds rotting corpse