Closed the computer and have been watching the game with the family. Catching up: 1) Stfu, Buck and Smoltz. There is no controversy over the Gonzalez out at the plate. By the time his hand actually touched the plate, it was unclear whether or not the tag had been (awesomely) applied to his jaw. 2) I can't believe Zobrist got waved home. 3) ADDY DONG!!!!! 4) [expletive] Rizzo almost dong'd/[expletive] Rizzo should have walked/DONGDONGDONGDONG!!!!!! 5)No Horseface, we're not horsefeathering kidding you. The best way to blow a 5-run lead is to spot them baserunners with no one out. We're carrying a lefty-heavy bullpen for a reason. 6) Thank you for holding them to 2 runs, Monty. 7) After 5 more insurance runs, I have officially gone from throwing myself off a cliff to 100% confidence in winning this series. Tyler Perry's Maeda gets shelled tomorrow while Lester shines, and Kershaw's postseason mystique is shattered. Cubs in 6.