If I were king, people with two first names would be executed. i feel the same way about people with 2 last names. Ya, I agree. I'm also bothered by people with a double first name like Dorothy Jean or something. The student body president for Ole Miss last year was like a dreadful combination of all these things we loathe. She was named Mary Clive Glover-Rogers. good lord, that's the most pretentious name i've ever heard.