i prefer to think of the 2010 bears as a movie, they start off terrible, not gelling, infighting and losing faith in themselves and then, there's a cathartic moment when chris williams, lance louis, and frank omiyale rescue a dozen kittens from a burning building where they also discover a ring of power hidden for centuries within a broken floorboard while crouching to avoid the noxious fumes of the fire. the line instantly bonds and goes on to kick ass all the way to the super bowl, but they lose the ring just before the game. they get destroyed for the first half and quickly descend into a maelstrom of primal fighting in the locker room. jay cutler, on crutches after breaking his leg on the first play of the game, ends the fighting by giving a rousing speech about how the ring of power was just some carnival consolation prize from a ball-toss game and that their ring of power was actually their sense of love for their fellow teammates and the city of chicago. todd collins ends up throwing 5 touchdowns in the second half, leading them to victory, winning the sb mvp and giving the disneyworld soundbite while sean astin is carried off the field. the movie ends with the epilogue about sean astin being the first person carried off the field since ditka and ryan, and a part about lovie smith and jerry angelo being indicted for fraud in australia, where they will spend the rest of their natural lives behind bars. oh yes, and the mccaskeys are kicked out of the league forever and the franchise is awarded to ditka.