wisconsin people are smelly, poor, and ugly. and i know that from personal experience. indiana fans are white and lame and they like cheating. purdue fans are a pathetic spinoff of indiana fans and they like chuckers, northwestern fans are non-existent and nobody cares. michigan folks, well, see: east coast wisconsin, but dirtier and poorer. east lansing is worse than ann arbor. iowa's cool, minnesota's cool, and there's absolutely positively nothing wrong with anyone associated with penn state ever.