Zobrist is fine. I have no quarrel with Zobrist. But it is Javy that is presently filling the Starlin-shaped hole in my heart. It doesn't hurt that he's produced more fWAR (0.5 vs 0.4) in 57 fewer PA.
To echo TT, I know the season is less than 10% complete, but I want this one sooooo horsefeathering bad. Sweep the cardinals. Sweep their Piscottys. Sweep their Hazelbakers. Sweep all their production conjured from nothing. Sweep them.