1. I think, and I don't mean this in an overly critical way, there's a disconnect between what you expect an offense to look like/produce, and what the baseline is for an above average offense in 2026. League average slugging is below .400. It's just not the game any of us grew up with.
2. For the star category, since you acknowledged PCA, which is mostly defense driven...he's 8th in fWAR since 2025, right above Soto. Hoerner is 22nd. Busch is 39th. Bregman 44th. Happ 46th. Dansby 47th. Stars? No. But I think you'd be really hard pressed to find another group that can put 6 guys in the top 50. Actually I just did it, we're 2 higher than any other team (Yankees and Dodgers with 4). 6 teams have 2 guys in the top 20 (Judge/Bellinger, Witt/Garcia, Raleigh/Julio, Ohtani/Pages, Carroll/Perdomo, Soto/Lindor). Naming stars in hindsight is easy, you have the memories. Right now, we absolutely match up.
3. If Judge gets hurt, the Yankees go from a 95 win team to a 90 win team. 'Horrible' is an extreme over exaggeration. He also slugs 137 points lower in the playoffs.
4. No one has ever called Edward Cabrera a star and if they did they were very mistaken. We traded the 65th prospect in baseball for a starter with multiple years of control.