Just go get another one, how hard can it be?
(Pulls up list of potential 1B free agents)
1. Joey Votto, 41 years old
2. Josh Bell, if he opts out of his player option, which I can't see happening on account of his current -0.2 fWAR
3. Max Muncy, if the Dodgers don't pick up his paltry $10m option, which is only really an option if he continues to hit .195 like he is right now
4. Rhys Hoskins, had ACL surgery in March, and so you have a three year stretch of 2.0 fWAR, 2.2 fWAR, and a ruined knee. Will be 31 next year.
5. Joey Gallo, hitting .190 this year with a 40% K rate, 0.7 fWAR
6. Brandon Belt, 0.8 fWAR on a .433 BABIP. Will be 36 next year.
7. Giovanny Urshela, do I really have to keep this list going, also he has a broken pelvis (and 0.4 fWAR in 228 PAs)
Do you know what this board would be doing if like, the horsefeathering Blue Jays or whatever had a dude who raked in AA/AAA last year, has raked in AAA this year, and had a rough 100 PAs in his debut? They would be trying to trade Stroman for him so they could pencil him in as the 2024 MLB first baseman after another mini rebuild.