You can't make this stuff up. Absolutely classic. He signed a contract with the San Diego Surf Dawgs (yes, that's right, Dawgs) of the independent Golden Baseball League. Here is the link I've been laughing for the past 5 minutes about this. Canseco will make $2500 per month. Is that even enough to pay for his steroids? There are approximately 430295 jokes that can be made about this.