The Cubs are very clearly better than all of these teams, I'm not going to worry too much about which of them has a 2 or 3 percent better chance than the other when I can hope for the maximum amount of pain for the teams I dislike. Since the Pirates and Marlins(who are no angels themselves) aren't going to cooperate, I want the Cardinals to miss the playoffs entirely, the Mets to die a very quick death, and to smite the even year nonsense ourselves.