With the shitty start the Cubs are off to this year, I am embracing IMB's proposal. If donations reach $500 before the Cards series, I'll turn off the swear filter for the duration of the series. So donate to the cause, you [expletive]!
Wrigley will be just as bad the next 2 months. It's why being a home run or bust team like the Cubs will cost you. I'm going to need some stats to back up that assertion.
I'm going to like having all of Cishek, Strop, Edwards and Morrow to use during the highest leverage points during the game. Not to mention Wilson if he's fixed and Monty, too.