Um, I don't mean to be a jerk, but you all have neglected to mentioned the coolest name ever, which of course belonged to the greatest CFer of all time, COOL PAPA BELL The fastest player to ever play. Apparently, he could hit the light switch and be in bed before it was dark. Satchel Paige once said, ""If Cool Papa had known about colleges or if colleges had known about Cool Papa, Jesse Owens would have looked like he was walking." Book it.