Outshined_One

Money for Nothing? Wow...just...wow...

I'm not sure anyone's on the Cubs is capable of knocking him down. Zambrano would take him out like no other. I'd pay good money to see that.

I'm not sure anyone's on the Cubs is capable of knocking him down. Henry Blanco could! :lol:

Adam Dunn's begging to be bowled over the way he covers 1B.

The cutoff man also blew his catch. If Barrett were going home, he would have made it since the ball bounced off the SS and dribbled into the infield.

Man, these Reds are so [expletive] lazy.

Wily Mo Lazy.

At least he didn't have a complete and total meltdown.

I hate Javier Valentin. Also, Maddux is the most foul-mouthed pitcher I've ever seen.

Todd Walker is HOT HOT HOT!

Great defense, Adam.

Maddux nearly left a mark in the turf after that bunt pop. That ruled.

Woohoo! Go Ronnie!

Lee's gotten under two fat pitches today. Ragh.

Fool me once, shame on you...

I'm going through some sports columns today. Here's one from the Sports Guy's column over on ESPN: An actual e-mail from Vermont reader Devin Q. two weeks ago: "What about a reality-TV show titled 'I struck out Mark Bellhorn'? You gather random, unsuspecting people from the street to see if they can strike out Bellhorn from a major league mound. As a bonus, anyone who strikes him out gets $10,000 and can then attempt to better him in the field as well for added humiliation. The pilot episode would feature a 90-year-old grandmother with two artificial hips whiffing Bellhorn with 40 mph heaters, followed by Jerry Remy showing up Bellhorn in the field."

Okay, this ump is a little strike-happy.

I like both players. Last year, I made my obsessions about Wilkerson known. I'm obsessed with both. :D

Wait a sec, Wilkerson has more Ks than Dunn? All right, those of you who want Wilkerson but don't want Dunn, come on out and explain yourselves.

Ribbee, What kind of bear are you?

Well, he was going to go down sooner or later due to injury. The poor guy's been abused more than just about any pitcher in the past few years.

Box Scores Iowa lost 5-1 Box Score CF C. Patterson 0/4, K 3B S. McClain 2/3, BB, 2B (20) RF D. Kelton 1/4, A 1B M. Hoffpauir 1/4, 3 K C G. Soto 1/4 2B R. Lewis 0/3, K 2B M. Fontenot 0/1, K SP J. Koronka 7 IP, 11 H, 5 ER, 5/3, HR RP R. Rohlicek 1 scoreless, 1 H, 1/0 RP C. Pignatiello 1 perfect, 2/0 West Tenn lost 4-0 in a 2 hit shutout Box Score CF D. Bacon, 0/4 2B R. Theriot 1/2 3B C. McGehee 0/4, K 1B B. Sing 0/3, K SS B. Coats 0/3 RF L. Montanez 1/3, 2B (3), A C J. Reyes 0/3 SP R. Pinto 7 IP, 7 H, 4 ER, 3/2, HR Daytona at Brevard County Suspended (Power) Box Score Game will be completed tomorrow (7/22), check the thread there for final numbers. Peoria lost 7-6 in the 10th Box Score CF S. Fuld 2/5, R, RBI, HR (2), K 2B E. Patterson 1/5, R, 3B (7), K RF R. Harvey 1/4, 2 R, RBI, HR (17), 2 K LF B. Flowers 1/4, RBI, 3 K, E (7) 1B D. Larsen 1/4, R, RBI, HR (3), 2 K SP G. Johnson 5.2 IP, 2 H, 1 ER, 4/2 Boise won 10-1 Box Score CF D. Gregg 4/5, 4 R, 4 RBI, 2B (5), HR (1), SB (24) RF J. Defendis 1/5, R, 2 K DH C. Gaskin 0/3, BB, RBI PH/DH J. Muyco 1/1 1B E. Puello 2/5, R, RBI, 2B (9), K LF J. Valdez 2/5, RBI, K 2B J. Mota 2/4, 2 R SP J. Yepez 5.2 IP, 1 ER, 4 H, 2/1 RP A. Santana 1.1 scoreless, 2 H, 0/0 Mesa lost 7-4 Box Score 2B E. Serrano 1/3, 2 BB, R, SB (8), K CF R. Brown 1/4, BB, 2 R, RBI, 2B (4), SB (2), CS (3), K, A LF R. Episcopo 0/4, BB, SB (2), K 1B R. Canzler 1/5, 2 RBI, 2B (7), CS (7) C M. Mercedes 1/3 SS S. Baez 0/4, K SP D. Taylor 2 scoreless, 2 H, 2/2 RP A. Joseph .1 hitless, 2 R, 0 ER, 0/2 (whaaaaaaaaaaaaa?) OVERALL: 1-4

"Shoulder stiffness" will probably translate to "torn labrum" given his luck...

Dangit Kerry...

A few feet in front of the warning track.