Outshined_One

I want to die.

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

This just in: Dae-Eun Rhee is awesome. 5 IP, 1 ER, 3 H, 7/0 K/BB so far.

Z will forever be my all-time favorite Cub if he comes through here.

Quick, post overreactions and ridiculous assertions about Kerry Wood's manhood here!

Seriously, eff Jason Bay.

This is Marmol's fourth straight game, to boot.

Penis.

Osoria's gameday pic has awesome goggles.

Koyie Hill

GIDeroP coming up.

Oddly enough, Duke has 3 fewer pitches than Dempster so far.

Those growlers keep getting worse and worse as you get older.

It's been about an hour and ten minutes and we're already halfway through the game.

Reed Johnson will eventually slump and Pie will eventually start seeing more playing time. I'm not overly worried.

Don't DP, Reed.

Just do as I do and pretend he never existed in the first place.

Who knew Robert Castellini and David Glass were actually the Duke brothers? http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2006/1106/nhl_pp_dukes_275.jpg

I post on message boards for other teams. *Shrug*

Has Bill Plaschke turned on him yet?

Box Scores Iowa lost 2-1 Box Score 2B E. Patterson 0/4, 2 K, SB (1) CF S. Fuld 0/3, BB, K LF M. Murton 2/4 RF J. Kroeger 1/4, K 1B J. Fox 1/4, R, RBI, HR (2), K PH C. McGehee 0/1 SP M. Boo-Urns 4 scoreless, 3 H, 3/1 K/BB, 4-5 GO-FO RP C. Pignatiello .2 hitless/scoreless, 0/1 K/BB, 1-1 GO-FO RP J. Ascanio 1 scoreless, 1 H, 2/0 K/BB, 0-1 GO-FO Tennessee lost 4-1 Box Score LF/RF M. Camp 0/2, 2 BB, K CF T. Colvin 0/2, 2 BB, K, Assist (1B) RF R. Harvey 0/3, 2 K 3B K. Reynolds 1/4, R, 2B (2), 3 K C C. Robinson 2/4, RBI, 2B (1) SP J. Berg 6.1 IP, 6 H, 2 ER, 2/1 K/BB, HR, 11-6 GO-FO RP R. Roquet .2 IP, 3 H, 2 ER, 1/0 K/BB, 1-0 GO-FO RP E. Campusano 1 perfect, 1/0 K/BB, 2-0 GO-FO Daytona won 7-4 Box Score CF J Wyatt 0/4, RBI 2B T. Thomas 1/4, E (2, throw) DH J. Lansford 1/4, R LF Y. Carter 2/4, 2 R, RBI, 2B (2) 1B R. Canzler 1/4, 3 RBI, 2B (1) SS D. Barney 1/3, HBP SP J. Ceda 3 IP, 3 H, 2 ER, 5/4 K/BB, Balk, 2-2 GO-FO RP M. Carrillo 4 IP, 2 H, 1 ER, 5/0 K/BB, WP, 2-6 GO-FO RP C. Lamber .1 perfect, 1/0 K/BB Peoria lost Game 1 of the DH 1-0 Box Score SS J. Mota 1/2, BB, 2B (1) 2B N. Samson 0/2 DH J. Donaldson 0/3 3B M. Smith 1/3, 3B (1), K LF D. Johnston 0/2, BB, K, SB (2) 1B J. Rosa 0/3 RF K. Burke 0/3, K, E (1, fielding), Assist (2B) CF D. Rundle 1/2 SP R. Acosta 3 IP, 4 H, 1 ER, 4/2 K/BB, HR, 5-0 GO-FO Peoria won Game 2 of the DH 4-1 Box Score SS M. Gonzalez 2/3, RBI, 2B (2) 2B/LF J. Mota 0/3, 2 K 3B M. Smith 1/3, R, 2 K, SB (1), E (3, throw) C J. Donaldson 1/2, BB, R, 2 SB (2) RF C. Andersen 1/3, R, 2 RBI, HR (1), 2 K CF D. Rundle 0/2, BB, R, K, 2 SB (2) LF D. Johnston 0/2 SP D. Rhee 5 IP, 3 H, 1 ER, 7/0 K/BB, 5-2 GO-FO OVERALL: 2-3

How did they decide to suspend a guy for something you cannot test for. You can test for HGH, but you have to catch it shortly after the player ingests it. However, the only other way you can find out about a player taking HGH is through secondhand evidence, such as through being on a prescription list.

This is one of my all-time favorite running jokes.

*Adds Buster Olney to list of people who need to be loaded onto a trebuchet and launched.*

Given the size of the system, I won't be surprised if the game ends up PPD.