Outshined_One

Well, we're not scoring here.

kgb: for when you're too stupid to look something up on google

The bullpen never fails to give me heartburn.

OMG~!!1 I'll bring The Condemned and The Marine!

Very apt, since Mencia made his bones as a standup stealing Lopez' jokes. Among many, many, many other comedians. The fishsticks episode of South Park was quite satisfying to me.

He's like a less annoying Carlos Mencia.

An El Nino joke? How timely.

Right arm soreness, day to day.

STOP TRYING TO GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK.

Dear Lord, it's C-level celebrity day at Wrigley.

Honestly, even if there was a great defensive SS back there, that is one of the hardest plays for the SS to handle. I can't fault Theriot for not coming up with that.

Got the result he wanted in the pop-up, but that was way too hard to handle for anyone. Come on DP...

I'm not getting a good feeling about Hafner here.

I love Hoffpauir's swing. Really, I do. It's so purdy.

Come on Micah.

That worked...oddly enough.

That sucked.

A little bit less coordinated than Sammy's hop/skip, but it was pretty close.

Lee is a sexy man.

...wow. That is a pretty crazy thing to say.

I can't find anything on who won the exhibition or what happened during it. If anyone digs anything up, please post it here. Thanks!

It was like vintage 2005. Damn you, Furcal. Furcal is definitely forever on my [expletive] list. Didn't sign with us that offseason then ruined DLee's life. What a dick. See also: Marcus Giles

This is becoming a running theme for this team...

Box Scores Iowa won 4-0 Box Score 3B R. Freel 1/2, R, 2B (3) PH/3B M. Camp 0/2, E (3, fielding) CF S. Fuld 2/4, R, CS (4), PO (1B), Assist (3B) 1B B. Scales 1/3, R, 2 RBI, HR (4), HBP LF J. Dubois 1/2, 2 BB, R, 2 RBI, HR (8) C C. Robinson 2/4, K PH N. Spears 0/1 SP J. Samardzija 8 scoreless, 6 H, 6/4 K/BB, 7-9 GO-FO RP B. Parker 1 scoreless, 2 H, 3-0 GO-FO Tennessee won 7-0 Box Score 2B T. Thomas 1/4, BB, 2 R, K LF T. Wright 1/5, R, RBI, K RF T. Colvin 1/4, R 1B D. Deeds 2/2, BB, 2 R, RBI, 2B (2), E (1, fielding) 3B J. Mota 2/3, R, RBI SS D. Barney 1/3, BB, 2 RBI PH R. Canzler 1/1 SP J. Papelbon 5.2 scoreless, 5 H, 2/1 K/BB, 8-7 GO-FO RP A. Maestri 2.1 scoreless, 1 H, 2/0 K/BB, HBP, 3-2 GO-FO RP M. Carrillo 1 perfect, 1/0 K/BB, 1-1 GO-FO Daytona is on their All Star Break Peoria won 5-3 Box Score 3B J. Harrison 2/4, RBI, 2B (16), 2 SB (14) CF D. Macias 0/4, 2 RBI DH J. Vitters 0/4, K LF K. Burke 0/3, BB, Assist (2B) 1B R. Ridling 0/4, K SS R. Flaherty 1/4, R, 3B (3) RF N. Perez 2/3, BB, R, RBI, 2B (12) 2B J. Lake 1/2, 2 R, K SP C. Carpenter 6 IP, 5 H, 1 ER, 3/2 K/BB, HR, 10-3 GO-FO RP A. Cabrera 2.1 IP, 3 H, 2 ER, 1/2 K/BB, 5-1 GO-FO RP C. Huseby .2 scoreless, 1 H, 2-0 GO-FO Boise lost their debut 14-8 Box Score SS HJ Lee 3/5, 2 R, RBI, SB, 2 E (2, fielding , throw) - pro debut 3B G. Matheus 3/5, 2 RBI, K, CS (1), E (1, throw) C M. Cerda 1/4, 2 RBI, K, 2 E (2, throw x 2), PB (1) DH G. Rohan 0/5, K - pro debut 2B L. Watkins 1/2, 2 BB, R, SB (1), CS (1), E (1, throw) RF JH Ha 1/3, R - pro debut LF K. Soto 1/3, R, 2B (1) SP J. Nagel 3 IP, 5 H, 4 R, 1 ER, 1/1 K/BB, WP, 6-1 GO-FO - pro debut RP D. Nunez 1.1 IP, 2 H, 1 ER, 1/1 K/BB, 1-2 GO-FO DSL Cubs 1 won 6-5 in the bottom of the 13th Box Score 2B J. Rodriguez 1/7, R, 2 K SS A. Alcantara 1/7, 2 K, SB (5), E (8, fielding) 3B J. Pena 1/6, BB, R, 2 K RF X. Batista 0/6, 4 K C C. Romero 0/4, 2 BB PR/LF M. Pestana 0/0, CS (6) DH Y. Fuenmayor 3/5, BB, R, 3 RBI, HR (2), CS (1) 1B Y. Astacio 1/5, 3 K, E (3, fielding) SP R. Reyes 5 IP, 7 H, 4 ER, 3/2 K/BB, 6-4 GO-FO DSL Cubs 2 lost 4-2 Box Score SS V. Bieneme 1/3, BB, 2 R, 2B (2), 2 SB (9) CF G. Robles 1/4, RBI, 2 K DH H. Suarez 0/3, BB, 2 K 3B J. Altagracia 0/4, K RF J. Gonzalez 0/4, 3 K C R. Parra 1/3, K 2B C. Henry 0/2, BB, K SP E. Martinez 5 IP, 4 H, 2 ER, 2/1 K/BB, HBP, 4-7 GO-FO OVERALL: 4-2 The FSL North All Stars beat the FSL South All Stars 6-4 Box Score SS S. Castro 4/4, R, RBI, HR (inside the park), CS C R. Chirinos 0/3, BB, R RP R. Searle 0 IP, 4 H, 4 ER, 0/1 K/BB

They feel happyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. They feel happyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.