Roast

As would I. I dont know exactly what hte foul was, but mavericks were all over him... And whoever just tried to call that timeout is an idiot.

Jordan would have made the basket ;) Lmao, true.

Holy...crap.... Wade is jordanesque

Come on wade, win this thing...

can't root for anything involving Shaq. Why the Shaq Hate? You need an explanation? Yes, actually. I enjoy Shaq.

can't root for anything involving Shaq. Why the Shaq Hate?

WOO PAYTON!

Wow, no heat love. Wade is going Jordan on the mavs.

I'm in the process of trying to aquire another running back. I knew that would be my weak spot.

From Florida's perspective, I bet they would want 3 of the following 4 players: Marshall, Guzman, Marmol and Hill. Done. Preferably Guzman, Marmol, and Hill. Then they would have an entire ex-cub rotation. Sweet.

THAT is way too much. If it takes that much, then the Cubs are back in the same position, but with an soon-to-be-very expensive player and MORE questions about the pitching. Don't get me wrong, I love Cabrera, but I wouldn't try to acquire Cabrera, unless the deal is reasonable. And 5 young (ie cheap) players are not REASONABLE. I think the Cubs could get Jonny Gomes for Gallagher and Guzman, which would be worth it. No way Gallager and Guzman nets Gomes, or it should've been done yesterday. What he said. I'd be willing to do the trade raisin laid out..

QB-C. Palmer WR-S. Smith WR-R. Wayne WR-T. Houshmandzadeh RB-J. Jones RB-P. Holmes TE-T. Heap BN-L. Coles BN-A. Green BN-M. Vick BN-M. Pollard K-D. Akers K-J. Wilkins DEF-Carolina DEF-Dallas What do you guys think? Ten team league. I'm fairly pleased.

hahahahahahahhaaha @ Prior. That is all.

AP: Glendon Rusch placed on the 15 Day DL with complications from being a lard

Is it possible for Prior to be wrapped in bubble wrap, and still pitch effectively?

I chose the warm nasty beer.

I just call him [expletive]. But thats me. EDIT: HAHAHAHHA. I love the censor. I typed the slang term for female chest appendages and it said rusch. Beautiful.

Hahahahahaha The Tigers are going to tear us apart. I am definatley starting Chris Shelton against this joke of a team.

Yea... ...see the thing about this is.... ...MLB Trade rumors is so full of crap, if they had eyes, they would be brown.

Its a 12 man league. ...and i was affraid i'd get that answer. What are other peoples thoughts.

=; I dont like prison.

I should also add that this is a Dynasty league where you keep every player year to year. So I still want to keep myself set up for next year.

My team is currently holding up the very last place in my division. What can I do to make this team better? I've tried trading Sexson for some pitching talent but have gotten very little in the way of offers (a.k.a. one bad offer). I know alot of my problem is half my team is injured, but still. What can I do to improve this team. I'm open to suggestions. Offensive Starters C- Jorge Posada NYY 1B- Prince Fielder MIL 2B- Todd Walker CHC SS- Jhonny Peralta CLE 3B- Aramis Ramirez CHC CI- Sean Casey PIT MI- Mark Grudzielanek KC LF- Brad Wilkerson TEX CF- Jason Michaels CLE RF- Brad Hawpe COL OF- Kenny Lofton PHI UTIL- Matt Murton CHC Offensive Bench CF- Mark Kotsay OAK 1B- Riche Sexson SEA C- Jason Kendall OAK OF- Chris Shelton DET DISABLED LIST: Bill Mueller LAD Pitching Starters SP- Carlos Zambrano CHC SP- Jered Weaver LAA SP- Chris Capuano MIL P- Mark Redman SP PIT P- Brandon Webb SP ARI P- Jake Westbrook SP CLE P- Tim Stauffer SP SD (NA) RP- Ryan Madson PHI RP- Kyle Farnsworth NYY RP- Billy Wagner NYM Pitching Bench SP- Kenny Rogers DET SP- Jon Garland CWS SP- Brian Moehler FLA RP- Brian Shouse TEX DISABLED LIST- Ben Sheets MIL , Brandon Backe HOU, Esteban Loaiza OAK MINORS Offensive Prospects OF- Ryan Sweeney CHW 2B- Delwyn Young LA INF- Brandon Sing CHC 2B- Eric Patterson CHC SS- Matt Bush SD SS- Justin Upton ARIZ OF- John Mayberry TEX SS- Ivan De Jesus LAD OF- Brian Pettway TOR Pitching Prospects SP- Angel Guzman CHC SP- Bobbie Brownlie CHC SP- Billy Petrick CHC SP- JD Durbin MIN SP- Jonathon Broxton LAD SP- Carlos Marmol CHC

What happened to this guy. He came up at the end of last season and got the league required number of innings at which i can no longer send him back down to the minor leagues. He hasnt been up all season. What happened. The padre's staff isnt THAT good is it?

Can I be bench coach? Or bat boy?