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  1. He'll fall rounding 3rd base and get tagged out while on his back. I could see him rounding there and falling and then him shrugging his shoulders and not bothering to get up while he gets tagged for the final out.
  2. Dude Soriano can't figure out stuff like that. He's a pure guess hitter. He took the 2-0 pitch, probably because he was expecting a breaking pitch, then he thought since he didn't swing at that one, the pitcher would go back to another breaking pitch.
  3. If he wouldn't have checked all the way at that ball in the dirt it would have ended like it.
  4. Jake Fox is going to hit it 349593 feet.
  5. Sweet...Miles is going to be the final out.
  6. Dammit, I wanted to see Manny up with the bases loaded.
  7. OK, we'll know who to ban from the site after the Cubs turn their season around with a 3 run 9th inning comeback started by the Baker, Soto, Miles part of the order.
  8. lol, well played right side of Cubs IF.
  9. Couldn't even take advantage of a dropped fly ball in the sun that led to 2nd and 3rd with 1 out. Very nice. That's 3 runs in our last 30 innings. An average of 1 run every 10 innings played, or 0.90 RPG.
  10. I'm allergic. I was swarmed once and stung 20 times (17 on the testicles, no lie). I almost died. Do I even want to ask why the bees targeted your testicles? I've never been swarmed and I'm not even allergic. I am just petrified of bees. Like, I could be hitting on the hottest girl that's ever lived and making good progress with her, but if a bee flew by, I'd start screaming like a girl and run away, temporarily forgetting that I'm trying to impress a girl.
  11. I'd say its up there mostly because by not slowing down he assured himself of flying full speed into the wall and if he did slow down he wouldn't have gotten it. He caught it, fell to his knees and faceplanted on the chainlink fence.
  12. I don't even want to know what you have to do now that you lost. You were probably so sure of winning you had that second girl driving over already didnt you?
  13. You think any of the Cubs players could spray something that attracts bees all over Aaron Miles and pull it off as a prank?
  14. Being someone who is personally petrified of bees, the bleachers at Dodger Stadium would be my worst nightmare right now.
  15. I'm surprised... I just went to Dodgerblues expecting to see their game threads full of making fun of how bad the Cubs are, and they haven't really brought it up. They aren't exactly complimenting us, but they aren't ripping on us either. I honestly think the Pirates would have given the Dodgers a better series thus far than our Cubs.
  16. That's easy, HR. My desire for the Cubs to win trumps my desire for Miles to keep being totally useless. I hear you but Miles has tested that for me so much. Like on that grounder he just fielded, I couldn't stop myself from hoping he airmailed the throw into the stands.
  17. hit a HR Honorable. What if I told you that Jim Hendry was waiting at home plate with a 2 year contract extension for Miles when he finished his trot?
  18. Miles last 67 plate appearances (over 30 game span): .125/.149/.171/.320
  19. In game poll: Would you rather Miles hit a HR here or strike out and look horrible doing it?
  20. The baseball gods do not like mary jane I guess because Geo's getting hosed.
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