The Astros get their first ever crack at our clear ace: an unhearalded nerd who tops out at 89 mph. Kyle has a 2.34 xFIP against teams facing him for the first time. Good news for us! (Don't look up that stat, I made it up. It just feels right.) And our hitters have to contend with the wholy unimpressive Wade Miley ...cute. Let's dong this goofball in his goofy, air conditioned train station of a park and evolve him into his fated future form: http://mlb.mlb.com/images/4/6/0/162579460/mileysmyly_6roxjor4.gif