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  1. JudasIscariotTheBird
    plus nobody here was encouraging ISIS beheading people If I knew I only had like 2 months to live, I would sign up to be beahead by ISIS, assuming I would be assured that no being would ever be forced to listen to Christian Rock again. Hell, I'd settle for no baseball fan being forced to listen to Christian rock for 10 seconds at a time. Tis a far, far better better thing that I do now, than I have ever done; tis a far, far better entrance song you'll hear, than Christ has ever known.
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    Hair color is a big deal there. See any anime ever made, for an example. Murton also has a really, really dreamy blood type. (I'm guessing)
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    Just read an excerpt on Yahoo about Bauer and arm mechanics/modeling/training. Was the rest better or worse than that part? I'm on the fence if I want to read this.
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    I was just posting Dex because of the Murton resemblance. I am rooting for him to do good things. I want when-Edmonds-was-stunningly-good good, except this would be better. Because not a Cardinal and Japan. I just worry he would pick horrible entrance music. (Zobrist also worries me in this regard)
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    What in the hell is that from?!
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    Well shoot, I'll take Dansby.
  8. JudasIscariotTheBird
    ...Not ideal. Then I need to drop a player.
  9. JudasIscariotTheBird
    How are suspensions dealt with?
  10. JudasIscariotTheBird
    Drew/Me/ThomeDontPlayThat: 719-510-5019
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    ...am I doing this waiver thing right? I feel like I am not. 3 reserves right?
  12. JudasIscariotTheBird
    Can someone convince me the Cubs have an above-random-chance shot at landing Otani?
  13. JudasIscariotTheBird
    So, Victorino has been told that he can rehab his calf in Mesa and then would be offered a spot in AAA. And with this talk of Bryant being a late game LF defensive shift, (presumably with Baez at 3B) the return of Murton (almost strictly as a bat off the bench) is still a possibility!!! \:D/
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    If gamecast is to be believed, Schwarber has picked off not one but two baserunners at first base. :stickman:
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    He can hire Wes Welker as his speech writer. That is EXACTLY what I had in mind. Best foot forward, etc.
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    I would love to see Trump attack the Cubs for not being run well, and then Theo starts working "small hand" references into all of his interviews.
  17. JudasIscariotTheBird
    I don't have a tattoo of any kind, but if I did it would not be a a Cubs tattoo. I only have one tattoo. Never regretted it. What would your (horrendous) non-Cubs choice be?
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    Who else here has a Cubs tat?
  19. JudasIscariotTheBird
    KW comes over to LaRoche and kindly asks, on his knees "hey...I know it is in your contract and everything, but do you think it would be ok if your teenaged kid didn't live in the clubhouse all the time? I mean, maybe he can crash at his mom's every other Sunday maybe?" and then LaRoche RETIRES FROM BASEBALL?!? And then the best pitcher on the team creates a shrine to commemorate the exceptional martyrdom that occurred. And it isn't weird at all? Whatever you say. Baseball players are mostly really dumb people. This isn't even the slightest bit weird to me. Yeah, the more strange part is that the media picked this up and ran with it, since it is so commonplace and came to a predictable conclusion.
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    It really isn't weird at all. Players genuinely believe (right or wrong) that the clubhouse is their place and that management doesn't belong there. I generally agree with them so long as there aren't major issues, and baseball has a long history of kids in the clubhouse. I think the 100% involvement is probably unique, but I don't necessarily disagree with LaRoche taking his ball and going home. KW handled it extremely poorly so I understand why someone like Sale would stage a little protest. He might be coming across as a bit of a "crybaby", but I'd venture to guess the majority of players around the league agree with him. KW comes over to LaRoche and kindly asks, on his knees "hey...I know it is in your contract and everything, but do you think it would be ok if your teenaged kid didn't live in the clubhouse all the time? I mean, maybe he can crash at his mom's every other Sunday maybe?" and then LaRoche RETIRES FROM BASEBALL?!? And then the best pitcher on the team creates a shrine to commemorate the exceptional martyrdom that occurred. And it isn't weird at all? Whatever you say.
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    Maybe Drake was Sale's poker buddy? This is weird.
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    http://imagesmtv-a.akamaihd.net/uri/mgid:file:http:shared:mtv.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/sweet-robin-game-of-thrones-1422372427.gif
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    I don't know what's sadder, the fact that Vogelbach was the guy he was able to pick off, or that Vogelbach got picked off knowing they were going to try and have Lester practice pick off throws. I would hope they told Vogelbach to act like the pitcher didn't have any arms or something (like base-stealers treated Lester last year)
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    I guess I need to start reading Vice Sports.
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    Fowler...if only I had made a prediction about him...
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