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Then how would they determine for a potential LCS?

Pizza Hut is my favorite of the garbage pizzas

Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Anthony Rizzo 6 4 2 0 0 1 4 1 1 .500 .500 1.250 1.750 0 1 0 0 0 Albert Almora 3 3 2 1 0 0 0 0 1 .667 .667 1.000 1.667 0 0 0 0 0 Daniel Murphy 9 7 4 1 0 0 0 2 0 .571 .667 .714 1.381 0 0 0 0 0 Tommy La Stella 6 5 3 0 0 0 2 0 0 .600 .600 .600 1.200 0 0 0 0 0 Kris Bryant 6 6 2 0 0 0 1 0 2 .333 .333 .333 .667 0 0 0 0 0 Javier Baez 5 4 1 0 0 0 0 1 1 .250 .400 .250 .650 0 0 0 0 0 Jason Heyward 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 .000 .500 .000 .500 0 0 0 0 0 Kyle Schwarber 5 4 0 0 0 0 0 1 2 .000 .200 .000 .200 0 0 0 0 0 Ben Zobrist 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Ian Happ 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Tyler Chatwood 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 0 0 0 0 0 Brian Duensing 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 1.000 0 0 0 0 0 Total 49 40 14 2 0 1 7 7 9 .350 .438 .475 .913 0 1 0 0 0 Let us be the Phillies' achilles heel, with Quintana who will hopefully deal, and Javy with his sex appeal to Schwarber's dongs that make us squeal and Heyward's ways refined, genteel, and of course yesterday's hero, Tommy LaStella

The Braves bilked taxpayers out of a [expletive] of money horsefeathers em

Jim Hendry is going to be retained any minute now.

Name PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG Addison Russell 4 4 2 0 0 1 1 0 2 .500 .500 1.250 1.750 0 0 0 0 0 Willson Contreras 3 2 1 1 0 0 0 1 1 .500 .667 1.000 1.667 0 0 0 0 0 Anthony Rizzo 9 7 3 1 0 1 3 2 3 .429 .556 1.000 1.556 0 0 0 0 0 Daniel Murphy 22 22 9 3 0 0 0 0 2 .409 .409 .545 .955 0 0 0 0 0 Ian Happ 3 3 1 0 0 0 1 0 2 .333 .333 .333 .667 0 0 0 0 0 Jason Heyward 3 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333 .333 .333 .667 0 0 0 0 0 Kris Bryant 9 8 2 0 0 0 0 1 2 .250 .333 .250 .583 0 0 0 0 0 Albert Almora 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 .000 .500 .000 .500 0 0 0 0 0 Kyle Schwarber 8 7 1 0 0 0 1 1 2 .143 .250 .143 .393 0 0 0 0 0 Javier Baez 6 5 0 0 0 0 0 1 2 .000 .167 .000 .167 0 0 0 0 0 Ben Zobrist 6 5 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 .000 .167 .000 .167 0 0 0 0 0 Total 75 67 20 5 0 2 6 8 16 .299 .373 .463 .836 0 0 0 0 0 Thanks for the Fredories B-R. You'll note no Bote in this quote that I wrote leaving the Braves chances remote as they face our Chatwood antidote.

But Hamels and Murphy are only the big boost with the benefit of our hindsight.

Colon is just the oldest guy left. If you're 35, there are others still older than you. Andres Blanco is the first younger than me, who I remember from a postgame interview after a walk-off where he kept calling Kapser "buddy" It unfortunately wasn't a walk off HR, like I thought, just a WP, but the boxscore in the 13th is confusing with Valbuena hitting the go ahead HR in the top of the 13th for the Indians, and the Cubs winning the game on a WP from Kerry Wood.

Holmes for thinking he's talking about the A's President?

That's terrible.

It’s possible Nola gets used on Saturday or Sunday of the regular season if they’re chasing the division or need to secure the playoff spof

Other than spite and for laughs I’m totally fine with having the Brewers as a potential opponent

No count would ever get past 1-1

7 of those were from giving up runs after they got the 2nd out in the 5th.

Marlins peg Acuna with the first pitch because that's what you do when guys hit HRs apparently.

I wouldn’t be surprised if Chatwood would have to settle for a minor league deal.

man, i was just thinking that between getting to see the bulls dynasty (and at the age i saw it at) and then seeing the cubs win that world series and the way they did it, i am pretty horsefeathering well set for life as far as sports fan stuff goes. Plus you got to see that Kanye concert.

That includes his pitching.

I’d hope not. He’s still owed ~$50 million. 3/46 sounds pretty good for Danny Duffy

Did I miss why everyone hates Almora now and is willing to trade him for whatever? Is it just because of banking on getting Harper and him having nowhere to play?

If the season ended today, the only NL teams not to have made the playoffs more recently than the Cardinals would be the Marlins, Padres, Pirates, and Reds. Change that wording. Only the Marlins, Padres, and Reds have longer droughts

The Cardinals wouldn't make a 16-team playoff if the season ended today.

People like blood sausage, people are morons.

Drop Buxton Add Bregman