i can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not. but jim rice 100% deserves to get in over andre dawson, jack morris (wtf explain yourself), dave parker (wtf explain yourself), don mattingly, and dale murphy. I had a hard time explaining to my boss why I was putting people's heads on D-X's bodies, so I'm gonna try and stay away from multiple windows here: Top of my head, Murphy and Parker are slightly lesser hitters than Rice with way more defensive value, and way more baserunning value. Mattingly, I recalled being a better hitter with some more defensive value added in. Dawson's a worse hitter with more defensive value and more baserunning value(probably a wash, but I give him some injury credit cause I'm a homer and Olympic Stadium sucked) Jack Morris, I hate him, and you might be right, I can't remember how good or bad he was, I just know he had some longevity, but you're probably right, he doesn't belong over Rice.