In all seriousness... I was pretty drunk when I made the post about Edmonds last night, and it's only loosely related to what we're talking about. Not totally sure what my point was. I was drinking the cheap stuff, Bacardi, so I didn't quite have that Grey Goose level of clarity. Of course I wouldn't be in favor of signing a clearly declining player to a massive deal. When Fielder was a FA, I didn't want anything to do with him. I actually haven't paid much attention to McCutchen's defense the past few years, so if there's been a big decline, that's certainly notable. I am, however, an oracle. I assume the only reason I haven't heard from any MLB executives so far is that they just simply don't have my number.