I was planning on reverse jinxing the Nats by writing a Nationals playoff preview on the front page, but I haven't had much free time the last couple weeks. But thinking on it more, I'm still not sure precisely what my gift entails. I made a "fake" article meant to have Justin Wilson stop sucking and he still sucks. And I also made a game thread talking up the Vaunted Brewers and posted it on the front page and we lost that game and got swept in the series. The only mutual results of my real articles and fake articles are that whenever I post on the front page, bad things happen to the Cubs. However, I didn't actually mean the things I posted in my fake articles, so it is still possible that if I honestly spoke glowingly of Strasburg that he would die. It's not a risk I'm willing to take, though. I don't think we need divine intervention to beat them anyway.