Bryants Disco Ball
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I cannot or will not watch this team if it comes back with all the main pieces in place. People will say to horsefeathers up and enjoy a winning team in playoff contention but I’ve tried and I...just can’t. I enjoyed 2014 way more than this year. Empty threat i know Nah, this is the offseason that horsefeathers is going to change. It's going to come via trades, but whether Theo has gotten dumber or not, there is no more denying that they have to diversify the offense. Keeping the same exact core for a fifth or sixth year won't work, and Theo won't try to fool himself again. ETA: Also, I agree. I find this brand of baseball to be brutal to watch and can't find myself appreciating that they are still a winning team.
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Also, horsefeathers the Cubs and their all-dong offense that can only score two or three runs when they don't.
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I was waiting for one of those. Thought Wick might do it for some reason.
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Who also was somehow used in each of the last two days.
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If I’m really bored tomorrow I may go back at least a month and see how many of our runs are off dongs. It’s gotta be 80 percent. Haha. Probably not 80 percent, but it will be a lot of percent.
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Nope, you don't get to enjoy this. Go sit in a corner I mean, the chances of the Cubs winning this still aren't great, right? Going to have to hope Kimbrel can get through the top of the order with his possible control issues and then hope the bottom of our order can hit a dong.
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The Cubs sure do love their dongs.
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Right, and bringing in "MYSTERY MANAGER X" in late August isn't going to magically fix the hitters or the starters or the bullpen I'm not sure there is any freefall to be prevented here. This was a good team against a mediocre team, and it is pretty obvious which one is which. Yeah, getting beat by the Nats doesn't make me that upset. They are just a better team than the Cubs. I get more irritated when we struggle against the Pirates.
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I wonder what it would be like to have an offense like this?
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Does Wick throw any pitches in the dirt? That seems like the way we'd give up the run.
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That's my offense.
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I think better things happen when you are negative. Let's see if it still works.
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Way to move those runners along with zero outs. Very inspiring.
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Excellent AB by Javy so far.
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Let's try to get somebody to get hit by a pitch and then hope to dong.
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This inning isn't yet over as I type. If the Cubs can't dong against their bullpen for two or three innings well then screw them.
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I see no reason why we can't get out of this. We are in these situations all the time and almost never score.
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Good to see the offense can still score a run when it dongs.
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Has Trae Turner reached base to start the first yet? And if so, has he already scored?
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Hoping it's Pedro that is IL bound.
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How does doing stuff at the plate at times make you smart? Rizzo? ETA: I'm saying they are literally dumb. Gotcha. Still if you think Hendricks is the only player who isn’t dumb I don’t know what to say. Javy does dumb things at the plate but that doesn’t make him a dumb player. I was just trying to be over the top for effect. I for sure agree that not all the 24 other players are dumb. Maybe just like 20.
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No. No. Whatever is five levels up from frustrating, that's what it is. That's well beyond frustrating. Everyone on our team is dumb except Kyle Hendricks. Castellanos. Bryant just hit 3 clutch homers in the last week in a half. Rizzo has been playing well. Wick has been great. Clearly the team isn’t perfect but back away from the ledge. How does doing stuff at the plate at times make you smart? Rizzo? ETA: I'm saying they are literally dumb.
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No. No. Whatever is five levels up from frustrating, that's what it is. That's well beyond frustrating. Everyone on our team is dumb except Kyle Hendricks.
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