I'm allergic. I was swarmed once and stung 20 times (17 on the testicles, no lie). I almost died. Do I even want to ask why the bees targeted your testicles? I've never been swarmed and I'm not even allergic. I am just petrified of bees. Like, I could be hitting on the hottest girl that's ever lived and making good progress with her, but if a bee flew by, I'd start screaming like a girl and run away, temporarily forgetting that I'm trying to impress a girl. I was in second grade, wearing shorts and there was a drain pipe with a nest in it. I backed into it and they all flew up my shorts.