I don't get the joke, but we could get back on topic: I would like to face the Dodgers because I think they're the weakest team in the NL among the contenders. I'm not scared of either team from the East. I'm not saying the Cubs will dominate them, I just don't think that either of them are especially difficult to beat. If I had to pick, I would pick the Mets especially when you compare the bullpens. I don't want to face the DBacks. They're a good "October" team. I think the Brewers could be really good in October (now obviously discussing the NLCS) because of their pitching, but I honestly think that their position players (read Fielder) will not be able to handle pressure situations. These are one of those teams that if they're down 2-0 they may just pack it in.