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HIS TRUSTY SIDE DICK I know its lou gehrigs and hes the smartest horsefeathers to walk the planet but hawking just creeps me out low blow WOW. I should ease up on the jackass sauce

it is really weird, I'm no sure what they are trying to get at with it "We are the masters of time and space" Who the horsefeathers is the other guy? I get that they're trying to make Hawking seem like some sort of super villain but wtf. HIS TRUSTY SIDE DICK I know its lou gehrigs and hes the smartest horsefeathers to walk the planet but hawking just creeps me out

He began the season as a top 5 prospect in all of baseball but has only made 22 career minor league starts above A ball. He's had some hiccups and in other games he's been dominant. Because of his age and lack of innings, they are being extremely careful with him and I don't expect him to go more than 4-5 innings even if he's pitching well. ...so..complete game shutout?

so, how good is this 20 year old Uria? will we actually hit against him?

it is really weird, I'm no sure what they are trying to get at with it

yup. someone needs to wake up that locker room, they just look like they are sleep walking right now. The time has come for a grown man to yell at a locker room full of other grown men. I'm thinking more in the line of hitting a home run

yup. someone needs to wake up that locker room, they just look like they are sleep walking right now.

What are they celebrating?

much like a shark regrows teeth whenever its loses them while eating a seal Maybe that's what happened to Tommy. Lackey ate Tommy?

I'm halfway through anger-eating a bag of M&Ms and hating myself for letting a game impact me this much, and I still can't even fathom the things people do to try and find their way to pessimism. Julio Urias isn't similar to Rich Hill. Hill throws 2 pitches, Urias fairly evenly mixes in 4. Hill had a 2.12 ERA, Urias's is higher than John Lackey's. Urias has already had an outing where the Cubs bombed him into oblivion. He hasn't thrown more than 3.2 innings in 46 days. The Dodgers preferred to send both Kershaw and Hill on 3 days rest than let him start in the NLDS. He is undeniably talented and has had a strong outing against the Cubs, but spare me the 'likely loss' stuff. He'll be mixing in his filthy slider and curve ball. He has the blueprint on how to shut down the Cubs bats. I'm not directly comparing statistics, but they're both lefties and they both have a nasty curve ball. That's all that needs to be said against this Cubs lineup. That's all true that he hasn't thrown many innings, but I don't think it'll matter too much if the bats help him out by striking out like they have been all series long. The guy the Cubs bombed was pitching one of his first few starts. That's no longer the case anymore. NLDS is different from the NLCS because the Nats aren't nearly as flawed and didn't have a blueprint. It was also a winner take all game 5 on the road so you can understand why they'd want Kershaw or Hill over him. It is likely a loss barring them hitting some pitches that they haven't hit well all season long. Sorry that that disappoints you, but that's just the truth. If you haven't already prepared yourself for the cubs season coming to a close, you should do so. It'll take a miracle to save this season given the circumstances the Cubs face in the next two games. True as it may be, it's the playoffs. So horsefeathers logic.

Welp, I put my hand through a wall tonight. Knuckles still good-missed the stud. horsefeathers the Dodgers. GOCUBSGO.

Put some goddam effort into the swing Rizzo

Rizzo should be leading off. At least he works the count. Fowler, he can bat 8 with the off chance he hits himself on base

I mean imb isn't an idiot like hawkehateverthefuck, he's just an horsefeathers

So Hawk4Hall gets a bit carried away in the heat of the moment and is quickly chased away, yet Formerly Poster X here's been all out trolling for the better part of 48 hours and it's all good? Poster x isn't an idiot

Life

Rizzo is at least working counts. Russell is probably tired. What ever the horsefeathers happened to Heward needs to be figure out before it ruins him.

Ok. It's you're day Rizzo.

So we're hitting fly balls

Haven't you learned anything about being a professional? Blow off work!

Haven't you learned anything about being a professional? Blow off work!

Huh. Maybe nobody shows for the first two innings because their national anthem singer sucks Wtf was that

It's LA, playoffs or no playoffs

The whole field is almost uniform

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