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Derwood

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  1. So how do these super Christian-y trophy wives work? She gets fake boobs but you can only touch them over the bra in the dark? Do you have to say Grace before you politely side hug?
  2. Not a chance. Lackey would start Simulated Game #2. Yes. I think so too, but that would mean that an NLCS Game 4 start for Lackey would be after, what, 2 weeks off (minus simulated games, which are cute and all but obviously not the same thing)
  3. At the danger of looking ahead here, IF the Cubs can wrap this up tonight, do they start the NLCS Game 1 with Lackey, or jump back up to Lester if the requisite days rest allow it?
  4. Sayanora you phony baloney playoff team
  5. Ok, I figured it out. totally missed the impetus for this, but whatevs, "Derwood gonna whatever", laugh away
  6. Name change? Who did you used to be? I...This can't...no. Oh for christ's sake, what? I don't read every horsefeathering post in every horsefeathering thread on this board, so yes, DERWOOD MISSED SOMETHING. ELL OH ELL now who was he?
  7. I now expect to see one of these for every one of our starting pitchers haha ive already got them ready Name change? Who did you used to be?
  8. Uh, Georgia? I guess we could just say that the blue bloods always get the benefit of the doubt. Georgia is certainly a good one. LSU as well. LSU is sometimes great. Georgia is perennially ranked top 10 preseason and perennially loses 3-4 games
  9. Uh, Georgia?
  10. It's on MLBN, why would you have not DVR'd FS1 last night? Because my DIRECTV guide said it was on MLBN
  11. So is this game ACTUALLY on MLB Network, or are those [expletive] going to switch to FS1 after a half inning again, ruining my DVR'ing of the game?
  12. Oh, remember all the cry babies who were worried because our starters had bad final regular season starts? Yeah, screw those losers
  13. so I set the DVR to record MLBN since that's what my horsefeathering guide said, so needless to say I wasn't happy when they switched away from the game after a half inning. Happy to see that joining the game live, now, I haven't actually missed anything
  14. I'm dvring the game but hope that I'll be home by 9:15 anyways because this job sucks and I don't want to be here all night
  15. I don't think he's walking with a limp anymore but I'm sure he will pull one off for dramatic effect anyways http://i.makeagif.com/media/5-09-2015/77JvBj.gif
  16. http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/1015945/85156609.gif
  17. The difference in expectations of last year compared to this year are really starting to sink in
  18. You're lucky they even have graphics or replay or cameras
  19. It was fun to make fun of him for being a harmless idiot while he was on the Bulls, but now that he's a harmful idiot, I hope he falls off the planet
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