Derwood
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When I started watching this on the DVR, I didn't think I'd actually catch up to live baseball at 1:15am -
Zobrist's wife is terrifying. if she ever became famous vanessa bayer would have to do the skit Spitting image of her from that older photo. Now she looks like Zuul
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Divisional series thread
Derwood replied to jersey cubs fan's topic in Fred Hornkohl Game Thread Forum
With none of that "play the game the right way" non sense. I'd love it. The Bat Flips would be be everything -
Divisional series thread
Derwood replied to jersey cubs fan's topic in Fred Hornkohl Game Thread Forum
viewtopic.php?f=9&t=639&p=95726&hilit=darren+baker#p95726 Oh, the "Here Be Dragons" forum. I only mentioned it because they just talked about it on the broadcast -
hmmmmmmmmmm, that doesn't seem right
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Divisional series thread
Derwood replied to jersey cubs fan's topic in Fred Hornkohl Game Thread Forum
Holy horsefeathers, Baker's little kid who almost got killed at home plate is about to start college. horsefeathers me I'm old -
Divisional series thread
Derwood replied to jersey cubs fan's topic in Fred Hornkohl Game Thread Forum
A Cubs/Blue Jays series could be the most dongeriffic in history -
Zobrist's wife is terrifying.
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So how do these super Christian-y trophy wives work? She gets fake boobs but you can only touch them over the bra in the dark? Do you have to say Grace before you politely side hug?
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Not a chance. Lackey would start Simulated Game #2. Yes. I think so too, but that would mean that an NLCS Game 4 start for Lackey would be after, what, 2 weeks off (minus simulated games, which are cute and all but obviously not the same thing)
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At the danger of looking ahead here, IF the Cubs can wrap this up tonight, do they start the NLCS Game 1 with Lackey, or jump back up to Lester if the requisite days rest allow it?
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Divisional series thread
Derwood replied to jersey cubs fan's topic in Fred Hornkohl Game Thread Forum
Sayanora you phony baloney playoff team -
Ok, I figured it out. totally missed the impetus for this, but whatevs, "Derwood gonna whatever", laugh away
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Name change? Who did you used to be? I...This can't...no. Oh for christ's sake, what? I don't read every horsefeathering post in every horsefeathering thread on this board, so yes, DERWOOD MISSED SOMETHING. ELL OH ELL now who was he?
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I now expect to see one of these for every one of our starting pitchers haha ive already got them ready Name change? Who did you used to be?
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Uh, Georgia? I guess we could just say that the blue bloods always get the benefit of the doubt. Georgia is certainly a good one. LSU as well. LSU is sometimes great. Georgia is perennially ranked top 10 preseason and perennially loses 3-4 games
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Uh, Georgia?
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It's on MLBN, why would you have not DVR'd FS1 last night? Because my DIRECTV guide said it was on MLBN
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So is this game ACTUALLY on MLB Network, or are those [expletive] going to switch to FS1 after a half inning again, ruining my DVR'ing of the game?
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YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YESSSSSSS
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Oh, remember all the cry babies who were worried because our starters had bad final regular season starts? Yeah, screw those losers
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Lester is a cold-blooded killer
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the camera work in this game is all sorts of wonky
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so I set the DVR to record MLBN since that's what my horsefeathering guide said, so needless to say I wasn't happy when they switched away from the game after a half inning. Happy to see that joining the game live, now, I haven't actually missed anything
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I'm dvring the game but hope that I'll be home by 9:15 anyways because this job sucks and I don't want to be here all night
