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  1. Garage Party
    Ah, nice. So, do bananas help you hit home runs?
  2. Garage Party
    Good running, guys. Well executed for us, not for them.
  3. Garage Party
    Felix Pie is on the bench for 2 of 6 games. Season over. Fire everyone. But seriously, I think the writing was on the wall that it'd be a center field platoon when we got Reed Johnson. I'm not entirely sure what anybody else expected here. If Reed plays well for us, I'll be happy, and I won't even care if they use the Baseball White Guy platitudes for him which usually means we're automatically supposed to resent that player. I think that he's One Of Those really chaps a lot of people here.
  4. Garage Party
    i think any chinese or japanese person will emphatically answer "no" to this question lol, this exchange.
  5. Garage Party
    RONNY CEDENO MUST START EVERY GAME BECAUSE HE SINGLED
  6. Garage Party
    Nice hit, Marquis! Well played.
  7. Garage Party
    Pretty sure Cubs fans obsess over lineups more than anybody else.
  8. Garage Party
    Lou should barter with him you can bat leadoff if you play 2B. Then we could put DeRo at SS and call up Murton. Pining for Matt Murton is so 2005. It's all about giving Ronny Cedeno a chance to shine. Again. Yeah it would be horrible to have a slew of hitters who actually worked the count in the lineup. Those guys never produce. Cedeno may or may not work the count, but he doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground in the field or on the basepaths. All I remember about the last two years of Cedeno at NSBB was exasperation.
  9. Garage Party
    Lou should barter with him you can bat leadoff if you play 2B. Then we could put DeRo at SS and call up Murton. Pining for Matt Murton is so 2005. It's all about giving Ronny Cedeno a chance to shine. Again.
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    Probably aren't gonna win it against fatass Valverde, huh.
  11. Garage Party
    I'm so mad that Theriot just got a hit, because if he doesn't go 0fer every day, Lou might not bench him for Ronny "cathedral-ceiling" Cedeno! grrrr
  12. Garage Party
    Ramirez has us in place for a great FAKE RALLY
  13. Garage Party
    Whoever said that Theriot's ceiling is equal to Cedeno's floor had to be, in some sense, kidding. I'm pretty sure we've seen Ronny Cedeno's floor, and it involved being baseball [expletive] in every phase of the game.
  14. Garage Party
    So are we going to turn on Geovany Soto like we turned on Ryan Theriot? Because the Brewers kinda ended up with the better catcher today.
  15. Garage Party
    Tony knows that if he benches Cesar, Cesar is gonna give him the ol' Venezuelan handshake. Fear-based managing.
  16. Garage Party
    They're not supposed to look professional and appealing. They represent the city of Milwaukee.
  17. Garage Party
    Chicago Tough.
  18. Garage Party
    There are so many fratboy dopes that like the Brewers. Their casual fans are no better than ours.
  19. Garage Party
    Because, he, like Santo, is diabetic, and anything that has to do with popular aspects of the Chicago Cubs is automatically bad.
  20. Garage Party
    But it's not Hawk and Stone, it's Farmer and Stone, and Farmer is utterly worthless.
  21. Garage Party
    Yeah, for retards.
  22. Garage Party
    The Red Sox have figured out a way to renovate Fenway Park piecemeal so that it's not falling apart and they can remain committed to the location indefinitely. If they could pull it off, why can't we? Probably because Jerry Reinsdorf's henchmen insist on the state buying the park, evicting the Cubs, making them pay rent to Jerry Reinsdorf, and then pay rent to the state. The only thing preventing a sensible incremental Wrigley renovation for the Chicago Cubs is Chicago.
  23. Garage Party
    Who cares about details for that old and crappy place?
  24. Garage Party
    history matters to some of us lol Good answer, good answer!
  25. Garage Party
    No, I'm saying that because there is a difference. You're sucking the joy out of being a Cubs fan. It's not just about winning.
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