I'm just the opposite. Reading things like this make me glad I decided to change majors from Journalism. And by the same token, reading things like this make me believe that I can become a writer for a big time paper someday. I mean, I may not have the biggest vocabulary in the world but at least I'm not a complete moran. I really should start printing this like this out and save them. Then, when I go in for a job interview and I get asked the question "Why should we hire you?", I can present things like this and say that I will never, EVER, write stupid crap like this. I'm not a sports journalist, but in the next interview I have, I'm going to pull out the +/- stat. What could be better at convincing someone to hire me than to inform them by doing so, they'd be +1?