this bar in carbondale did (still does?) "tin can tuesdays" and gave you a punch card with 30 american-style adjunct lagers. if you drank them all, you got a t-shirt. there were regional specialties such as schaefer and stag(lol), as well as northern powerhouses like hamm's, stroh's, and blatz. people can make all the contrived reasons they want, but the style of beer is just junk (literally junk brewed with the cheapest cereal grains that money can buy and blended so people don't notice the differences batch-to-batch). all of those brands are probably owned by millercoors now, not because they made an inferior product, but because they didn't pay enough for advertising. anyone who claims to enjoy the watery, metallic, seltzer qualities of those beers has bad taste This isnt rocket surgery They're broke and/or cheap you drink that [expletive] don't you this falls into the "contrived reasons" category. cheap is a choice, not a condition, and is thus no excuse. if you're broke and you need to lower yourself to vortexing miller lite down your face, then you're likely circling the drain anyway. craft beer can be had on a budget