I do enjoy the White Sox being the repository of mediocre Cubs players like Soto and Juan Pierre RIP Good Soto, you had a couple good years (resurgent this year too)
I believe Schwarber played running back in high school, and had a possible scholarship to play football in college. Imagine that dude coming through the hole
I really hate Stone to be honest, he just has such a smug I'm-above-it-all way about him. Hawk at least feels like a human being (a deranged, homer human being) Len is my favorite playcaller in the league so I'm happy with that