Maybe the real curse to break was getting an annoying, gritty, tryhard white player to succeed like the Cardinals churn out, and that was the final piece to the puzzle. All we needed was to get an Eckstein, a David Freese, a Skip Schumacher, a Nick Punto, an Aaron Miles (but not when he was on our team), the list goes on and on. Someone that was never a highly touted prospect but who at age 28 miraculously squeezes an .850 OPS out of their gritty body, and who proceeds to beguile some other team to sign them and suck mightily when he changes uniform. Maybe Tommy LaStella can finally be that man for us.