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Good News: Colvin is hitting .297 Bad News: He's doing it without power and with an ISOD of .014

i want you to call my in-laws immediately In a way, it's a good thing. Some early success might make LaRussa less likely to take him out when he inevitably starts sucking

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Isn't that Jim Edmonds? Oh wait, you said "coke"

Hancock killed himself driving drunk and stupid, Beck killed himself because he drank too much and did too many drugs. Those deaths are open to mockery in a place far away from family/friends. Floyd's father's death? Not so much. I don't like Floyd the player too much, but I have nothing against him or his father as a person, so hopefully the leave gives him enough time to cope and come back and help the team.

Awesome. I can't wait to see what he does in the minors.

I like the word "unability", myself.

Miggy gets fatter = Miggy gets better dont mess with success

Miggy - .335/.413/.611 .340 EQA - 24 years old Pujols - .313/.417.547 .325 EQA - 27 years old Their age 24 seasons are going to end up being extremely similar (outside of K's). Who's the man now, dog

I'm optomistic, it's hard not to be when college football is getting started and the cubs are still playing meaningful games. Yeah, we're mediocre, but so is everyone else. I'll stop thinking about the playoffs when we're mathematically eliminated.

try burning your computer, because it's been taken over by witches

Proceed. Try again. That's what I get for picking drunk. Uno momento Marion Barber.

RB Brandon Jacobs

can we send a certain 2nd baseman with him? .208/.303/.260(!) since the break. ouch. Nothing wrong with a .771 OPS. Oh wait, you don't add all three numbers together? Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Lee Evans

I think they said it tied a major league record and set an AL record, but I wasn't really listening.

Sweet, Jason Kendall: vOutfield

too bad you aren't, gaylord.

lololololol what a stupid tattoo.

I hope he's addicted to something really bad, like carbon monoxide

I can't wait to watch him try and gun someone out at the plate

Duh, he said that this place is for teens.

It wasn't, but none you you guys are really that funny. Little wonder this site is considered the home of teens, by many including those in the media and at the team. I won't waste another second(I know none of you care) responding to what he said. did someone get sand in their.... in their depends?

totally voted ed hansen can suck it

not hate Dusty Baker when he does an ESPN game? I would have rather dry-humped a pile of used needles than let him coach the Cubs for one more game, but I really enjoy him on TV.