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  1. heyward with the first-pitch 100-foot popup lol
  2. petition to call descalso "WPA" until he stops being clutch
  3. gallo was trying to hit the cutoff man in section 122
  4. im sure things will get better when we start facing teams that aren't expected to lose 100 games
  5. kris bryant was in the original filming but he politely asked alex bregman to be for mindful of pitchers' feelings so they cut it
  6. gonna be sick when the FO panics and gives kimbrel $20m a year and he's broken and we're left wondering why we gave harper money to hamels and a reliever
  7. I always hear this line of trash talk now. Who the hell cares if its 1 in 100 years when the 1 was 3 years ago? I mean do you think a 40 year old Pirates fan cares that his team has won 4 titles in the last 100 years when they've never won it in their lifetime? also like ... im not on the field man, what do you want me to do about it
  8. It sounds like they are having a super secret real wedding with their closest friends and family and then some crappy ceremony for everyone else at an undesirable time to keep the attendance low and they can still collect gifts from the people that are sending their regrets. This. And I bet the wedding is in rural Wisconsin. I went to a wedding there once and it was just a keg of miller lite and horsefeathers pizza There is indeed miller lite and pizza
  9. It sounds like they are having a super secret real wedding with their closest friends and family and then some crappy ceremony for everyone else at an undesirable time to keep the attendance low and they can still collect gifts from the people that are sending their regrets. This. And I bet the wedding is in rural Wisconsin. I went to a wedding there once and it was just a keg of miller lite and horsefeathers pizza if there is miller lite and pizza at this wedding it will be a rousing success
  10. the nuts and bolts of the dreaded nuptials are that it is my wife's cousin and his future wife, both of whom I like. We could have used the "we have a 3 year old and a 5 month old so we probably won't take off work to drive six hours round trip on a thursday but thanks" card, but it appears my wife was guilted by family members who don't see our kids as much as the rest of the fam and thus, on opening day, i will be on the road. but the good news is that there is also a wedding on saturday i must attend as well
  11. you would think so, but alas, it is not and I am expected to attend this and treat it like a normal function and not as an event meant solely to inconvenience me on my day of worship
  12. i was so excited to take tomorrow off work to just watch baseball all day. My yearly tradition! No wife, no kids, just me and my illegal streams because i turned off mlb.tv because they gave Lady KKK a buncha money imagine my dismay to learn that instead we are apparently attending a 5 P.M. THURSDAY WEDDING THAT IS 3 HOURS AWAY FROM MY HOUSE. let me repeat that, a 5 pm wedding on a thursday
  13. look he's the antithesis of a wh...hard-nosed player like brett gardner or umm albert almo-- im being told almora is spanish. Would you accept that irish guy, McCutcheon?
  14. [offtopic][/offtopic] How about Dykstra's response? lol i didnt realize that was preston wilson
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