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    Castro

    imb replied to Tim's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk

    MLB shortstops: .248/.298/.357/.655 MACKLIN, YOU SON OF A BITCH. so he is slightly above average with the bat... whats the mlb average defense metrics? uh huhh. For the billionth time: NOBODY IS SAYING HE'S HAVING A GOOD YEAR. These discussions get going thanks to histrionics where people start ranting like he's some kind of team-crippling anchor that needs to be dealt with. The Cubs don't have any better options to play instead of him right now, and benching him or sending him down accomplishes nothing except placating meatballs. After a horrendous May he's playing around replacement level, so what exactly is the point of repeatedly bemoaning the existence of Starlin Castro like he's sabotaging the Cubs from within? im curious how you decide which players you like and which you dont
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    Agreed, the Clippers uniforms are awful. I like the new Sixers ones too. Sixers and Bucks are gorgeous.
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    the hawks' jerseys are fine. it's the clippers jerseys that are an abomination
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    We're [expletive] owning the shift tonight
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    Ross' elbow may have blown to a million pieces in the time it took me to type this
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    http://i.imgur.com/EGfRsJF.jpg
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    less than you apparently? What a weird thought. i was making fun of kyle you bourgeoisie idiot
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    How many times did you guys think about the last three seasons tonight
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    i mean, if ever the computers were going to turn against us, that would have been it
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    lmao can you imagine the poor computer that had to parse all of kyle's posts
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    yeah that special needs guy was badass, he was fun as hell to work with. He would cuss out the managers in the middle of the store and stuff and everyone just laughed it off. But yeah, he sucked at his job.
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    I dont think i've ever seen someone be as bad at his job as joe carter. im talking anything. I worked at walmart for a year in high school and there was a special needs guy who worked there that made himself a driver's license on a piece of cardboard who grabbed a pallet stacked 6-feet high with gallons and milk and spilled that [expletive] all over the floor. Covered like 1/4th of the store in milk. And Joe carter was worse than that guy.
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    Boy I could not disagree more. Ron is awful at PBP but he's fine as a color guy. Not only was Moreland a terrible clichebot as a color man, he inexplicably could not develop any cadence at all with Pat and dragged him down. I love Pat and Ron. I dunno, I dig Coomer.
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    I sometimes wonder what's turned you so edgy lately. I don't think it's a desire to fit in with the cool kids. Maybe it's a life event, but sometimes I suspect that you get the most aggressive when the gap widens between what you want to believe and what you deep-down suspect is true. There are no cool kids anymore, we're all 30 year old married adults. You just suck at existing
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    Strap on his crocs broke and the town gas station was out of the duct tape necessary to fix it
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    Lmao everyone laugh at this nerd I wonder what real life tragedies have Kyle being extra sadsack-y lately. His flowbee ran out of batteries
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    Lmao everyone laugh at this nerd I wonder what real life tragedies have Kyle being extra sadsack-y lately. 2 week ban from okcupid
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    Lmao everyone laugh at this nerd
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    Lmao this is perfect
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    To me, there is no reason to do that. I'd rather they make him a qualifying offer, which would be pretty expensive at about 14.2 million, but it would be for one season only. And if another team signs him, take the first round pick and move on. thats cool too, im not real up to date on his contract other than it being up this year. I'm just saying there's no reason to fret about him for the next few years. He's 29 and is good at baseball. He's a really safe bet to be good into his early 30s.
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    Ehh, Fowler is just in a slump, so of course his numbers are depressed. If he'd do a 3-year extension i'd sign it today
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    they still think they had a bad draft? yeah. i think it's more about pulling a jason parks and just sticking with their original beliefs at all costs.
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    there's another message board I mostly just lurk, but I posted following the draft because the mass board consensus was that the cubs fucked up and had a terrible draft. people are so [glow=red]butthurt[/glow] to this day that if i post in a thread, at least three people will bring that up - "says the guy who thinks the cubs had a good draft!"
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    LOL
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    Bauer's face is so [expletive] hateable
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