8:00 AM Saturday morning Jim: He dude, Maddux said he would like to play in LA, who do you have availible for a trade? LA GM: Well, Jim, we have a few guys @ LAs Vegas, Joel Guzman or some kid named Either. What do you think about one of those guys? Jim: Well, I guess I was thinking of someone, well, abit more talented. What about Cesar Izturis? I like him, he can catch the ball. We'll even pick up a good portion of Maddux's salary... LA GM: (passed out because of sheer surprise. Isnt found until Monday afternoon at 3 pm) Jim: Hello? Hello? shoot..maybe i asked for too much..... LA GM Assistant: hey, dude, you ok??? LA GM: (slowly awakes from a 2 day slumber) woa..man..I had the weirdest dream. I had a dream I was talking to Jim Hendry and he wanted to take Izturis off my hands and basically give me Maddux...weird. LA GM Assistant: Had to have been a dream. Jim isnt that stupid. why is your phone off the hook? (LA GM and LA GM Assistantglance at eachother) LAGM: quick, GET JIM ON THE PHONE!! and the deal is made. seriosly, we got hoodwinked. To think the Cubs had a shot at Either or Guzman for Maddux is insane. Someone on this site posted a false rumor, or heard a false rumor that would send LaRoche to the Cubs for Maddux. Now when everyone seen that, they jumped to conclusions. No way in hell would the Dodgers deal LaRoche for Maddux. Lets be realistic in what the Cubs could of have received in return for Maddux.