If Carp was on the Cubs, he would skip his next start, make the one after that, and feel pain again. Then they would do another MRI and they would realize he has to have Tommy John surgery. But since he's on the Cardinals, he'll skip his next start, make the one after that, and give up a couple hits and no runs in however many innings they let him go. Would not surprise me at all. Also, wanna bet Kip Wells wins at least 15-16 games this year? Looper will probably win 15-16 games as well.