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  1. Sammy Sofa
    For me I think it was the gigantic shorts. Which I know is completely hypocritical since baseball uniforms are absurd and they force old men to squeeze into them, but still, those gigantic shorts crack me up.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Those were the good times. I hope all the bad things in life happen to the Blackhawks and nobody else.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Must. Have. This. Guy. If Deadspin was correct, this was this dude's first pro HR, which just might be the most baller thing ever. http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--DlbJpFES--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/1209868557286563912.gif
  4. Sammy Sofa
    http://www.picgifs.com/reaction-gifs/reaction-gifs/laughing/picgifs-laughing-35443.gif I demand Bryant Day end up being Saturday or Sunday since I can actually watch those games.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    The general practice has been to wait 2-3 days, and I'm assuming they'll probably do that here unless another infielder is maimed. I don't think he's been playing much LF.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, I was all set for the woman getting the phone back to back up into the beer and then Old Man Sulley McBoston just swoops in and clobbers it. Glorious twist.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    I want Arrietta vs. Cincinnati to become a thing like Noah vs. Cleveland.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    NOT HAPPY ENOUGH, DAMMIT.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Oh man, it just keeps getting better and better. That gif is like a pile of presents on Christmas morning.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    No, not hating whatever; hating Baez. His name is Baez, and we hate how he sucks at baseball.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    Look, it's his fault for sucking so much that he ruined Bryant's thread.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Ass juice.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Uhhhh, how many people did that thing kill?
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Holy [expletive], Jason Marquis is still alive?
  15. Sammy Sofa
    It was a fun game and not our fault you spent $60 on bison dogs. http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Gold-Robot-Hedonismbot-Loves-To-Bathe-In-Hot-Dogs-On-Futurama.gif
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Baseball "officially" looks at post-1900 as their modern era, though that's probably a combination of old dorks with onions on their belts and that most everyone forgot that that was the case. Personally, the modern era began once a bunch of teams started integrating.
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  18. Sammy Sofa
    Dickety-nine ain't modern enough for you, fancypants?!?
  19. Sammy Sofa
    niceeeeeeeeee This reads like you're screaming. Dunno what to tell you there, dude. Just a pointless pet peeve; I'm assuming you'd be stretching out the "I" or the "sss" sounds as opposed to a shrieking "EEEEEEEEEE!!!!"
  20. Sammy Sofa
    niceeeeeeeeee This reads like you're screaming.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    How could you possibly screw up that math. http://www.tylershores.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/vlcsnap-2011-06-18-00h34m23s211.png
  22. Sammy Sofa
    It = DAT TATTOO
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Burn Derwood.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Please don't be doing something creepy.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    I am jealous of you. I miss all of those things you just spoke of.
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