Sammy Sofa
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HITS BEAN -
Presumably they've made it taste weird and terrible, just like they everything else they get their hands on. How do you mess up things like bread or lettuce? How does one actually make a completely flavorless cheese? Subway bravely finds a way.
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Damn your eyes, Trumbo.
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I LIKE BOOTBLACKING VERY MUCH.
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That was a sexy AB.
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5
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Bad motivator.
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Uh, yes. See ya'll Yuuuuuuuuuuuup.
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This has to be the most robotic complaint of all time. FOOLISH HOO-MONS DO NOT RECIPROCATE DESIGNATED RESPONSE APPROPRIATELY.
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Well, it's Buster Olney, so it's more "fun" as opposed to be fun.
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Let's disco party instead: https://youtu.be/ABqRERtIA8I
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NO. [expletive] THAT GUY.
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Too bad he didn't go out like Dick Whitman's dad.
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Donkey Lips before he got fat.
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That's Mule BOY, ya idiot.
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Come on, Dexter; I REALLY need to go.
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Stick.puck Ugh. it's okay mojo we can have a great game thread just the to of us GALAXY DEFEN-oh, wait, wrong song.
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What in the world... His line over the last 5 games: .316 .391 .526 .918
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Stick.puck Ugh.
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Uhhhhh, is everyone dead? We can't be that dong desensitized already.
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Wait, this happened? I remember it coming up in the offseason in regards to Rizzo and Bryant, and even Soler or Russell, but when were people opposed to trading Castro or Baez for Harper? If I was one of the idiots who said such a thing, please punch me in the back of the head, because wow. And yeah, I'd definitely not trade Rizzo, probably not Bryant, but any of the other 4 would be gone without a second thought.
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John Baker
Sammy Sofa replied to Banedon's topic in MLB Draft, International Signings, Amateur Baseball
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John Baker
Sammy Sofa replied to Banedon's topic in MLB Draft, International Signings, Amateur Baseball
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John Baker
Sammy Sofa replied to Banedon's topic in MLB Draft, International Signings, Amateur Baseball
I don't think I could ever "vividly" remember a time I sat on my fat ass and read about a baseball game.
