Sammy Sofa
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Plesac being a hack isn't surprising. you hate everything fun what i wouldn't give to have plesac and fischer back and blast kaplan and hollandworth into the sun Now that I moved away I am oddly amused by you guys having to suffer those bums. -
Plesac being a hack isn't surprising.
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A Derwood thread is like a nature documentary.
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Presumably they've made it taste weird and terrible, just like they everything else they get their hands on. How do you mess up things like bread or lettuce? How does one actually make a completely flavorless cheese? Subway bravely finds a way. You have to choose all the spiciest options available just to make it taste somewhat salty Most hilariously they even screw up toasting a sandwich, which is usually the great equalizer to make bad sandwiches at least tolerable. Their ovens are like some kind of pinpoint blasting system that chars certain parts of the bread, and reduces any exposed vegetables to a disgusting gelatinous slop. meatball sub toasted is the one tolerable thing there and the cookies because well they're cookies Pretty much. And even that I have them nuke instead of toasting.
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Presumably they've made it taste weird and terrible, just like they everything else they get their hands on. How do you mess up things like bread or lettuce? How does one actually make a completely flavorless cheese? Subway bravely finds a way. You have to choose all the spiciest options available just to make it taste somewhat salty Most hilariously they even screw up toasting a sandwich, which is usually the great equalizer to make bad sandwiches at least tolerable. Their ovens are like some kind of pinpoint blasting system that chars certain parts of the bread, and reduces any exposed vegetables to a disgusting gelatinous slop. Ask them to toast it before adding the veggies. That's how they always do it; the bread is just so freakishly seared along the exposed portions that any veggies then added touching those areas turns into said glop.
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TRUMBO, YOU JERK.
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Presumably they've made it taste weird and terrible, just like they everything else they get their hands on. How do you mess up things like bread or lettuce? How does one actually make a completely flavorless cheese? Subway bravely finds a way. You have to choose all the spiciest options available just to make it taste somewhat salty Most hilariously they even screw up toasting a sandwich, which is usually the great equalizer to make bad sandwiches at least tolerable. Their ovens are like some kind of pinpoint blasting system that chars certain parts of the bread, and reduces any exposed vegetables to a disgusting gelatinous slop.
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HITS BEAN
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Presumably they've made it taste weird and terrible, just like they everything else they get their hands on. How do you mess up things like bread or lettuce? How does one actually make a completely flavorless cheese? Subway bravely finds a way.
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Damn your eyes, Trumbo.
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I LIKE BOOTBLACKING VERY MUCH.
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That was a sexy AB.
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Bad motivator.
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Uh, yes. See ya'll Yuuuuuuuuuuuup.
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This has to be the most robotic complaint of all time. FOOLISH HOO-MONS DO NOT RECIPROCATE DESIGNATED RESPONSE APPROPRIATELY.
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Well, it's Buster Olney, so it's more "fun" as opposed to be fun.
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Let's disco party instead: https://youtu.be/ABqRERtIA8I
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NO. [expletive] THAT GUY.
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Too bad he didn't go out like Dick Whitman's dad.
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Donkey Lips before he got fat.
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That's Mule BOY, ya idiot.
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Come on, Dexter; I REALLY need to go.
