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  1. Sammy Sofa
    This was a delightful microcosm of what could be if Soler and Castro could stop being so damn inconsequential to the team's success.
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  3. Sammy Sofa
    IT'S BEEN AWHIIIILLLLLLLLLLLE...
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    http://i.giphy.com/fHnSwSZ0eXRN6.gif
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    why would something good happen when something bad could happen instead http://i.giphy.com/BUlwrDd97bCYE.gif
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    http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--fPZAMHLU--/1252182429585527846.gif
  7. Sammy Sofa
    Meanwhile, our scrub, David Ross, hasn't done [expletive] all year. Montero was pretty godlike for a while. I meant as far as [expletive] players getting big hits, ours haven't done that much when it's mattered. Well, neither have the Diamondbacks'.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Meanwhile, our scrub, David Ross, hasn't done [expletive] all year. Plus Baker was a [expletive] folk hero. Literally.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Meanwhile, our scrub, David Ross, hasn't done [expletive] all year. Montero was pretty godlike for a while.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Indubitably. http://media.giphy.com/media/fyEJAvz1bJpde/giphy.gif
  11. Sammy Sofa
    I, for one, am happy to see young players achieve such exciting moments in their careers. http://i.giphy.com/KsgLFgQp7Elj2.gif
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Some of you are going to have exploding hearts if the Cubs are battling for or in the playoffs.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Fantastic random lunatic Deadspin comment: For some reason it was inspired by this: http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/this-mike-trout-slide-is-just-ridiculous-1706442756
  14. Sammy Sofa
    He did, but he threw the box of kittens so he still wasn't really worthy. I'm going to assume he drunkenly crashed his car into a burning house and knocked it down before the fire could spread to the other homes.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    PS: do not want Zobrist. He's probably dead.
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    Actually, he kind of has a point. Arrieta used to look like this: http://fantasybaseballdugout.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/jake-arrieta.png http://www.sportscollectorsdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/Kris-Bryant.jpg Alright, sorta close. But now Arrieta looks like this: http://l2.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/E_goXKYWg48A3ouOqhnL8g--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9ZmlsbDtoPTIzMDtxPTc1O3c9MzQ1/https://sp.yimg.com/j/assets/i/us/sp/v/mlb_cutout/players_l/20150406/8623.png That Woolly Willie beard does a lot of damage.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    The one of Arrieta? That's some kind of weird face-blindness Derwood has going on there.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    With my work schedule I don't get to watch many of the games, so now that Fred is mostly too busy to do the in-game stats I have fun trying to determine what the score is based on the latest page of posts in a game thread. Most of the time I end up assuming the Cubs are losing 29-2.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Look, the guy lives in Mongolia, alright? Everything runs sideways there.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    You should date his sister.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    http://i.imgur.com/4RGJLR0.gif 31 BB for a 20.1% BB% 33 Ks for a 21.4% K% Whoever wrote that probably could have phrased it better. That was Brett at BN. Yeah, it was a little awkward when I first read it. Redundant.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Did he save someone from a burning building that year?
  24. Sammy Sofa
    http://i.imgur.com/4RGJLR0.gif How long would trying to keep him at catcher potentially delay him coming up to the bigs? If the answer is "any time at all" then plug him in to LF and get him up here. Me want hitting god.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    This part. Tomas has a lofty AVG that's likely being propped up by a .400+ BABIP. He's not that good of a hitter, only has 1 HR to his credit, and the only way they tie the game on a hit is a double. If he singles and the run scores, you still have to get past Trumbo who is not a difficult out. Potentially dangerous? Sure. But he's not Paul Goldschmidt. He's more likely to hit that double in that spot than Goldschmidt is to hit a home run. Like people have said, walking Goldschmidt would have been fine, but not walking him is fine as well.
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