Meanwhile, our scrub, David Ross, hasn't done [expletive] all year. Montero was pretty godlike for a while. I meant as far as [expletive] players getting big hits, ours haven't done that much when it's mattered. Well, neither have the Diamondbacks'.
Fantastic random lunatic Deadspin comment: For some reason it was inspired by this: http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/this-mike-trout-slide-is-just-ridiculous-1706442756
He did, but he threw the box of kittens so he still wasn't really worthy. I'm going to assume he drunkenly crashed his car into a burning house and knocked it down before the fire could spread to the other homes.