Sammy Sofa
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Yikes. Thanks, blue.
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Whut.
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You were saying The guy slugging .513 on the year with 4 HR drove one into the bleachers? MY GOD, WHAT A CRAZY FLUKE. Who has a career .396 slg and 162 game average is 6 HR, yeah pretty fluky *Snip* Dexter Fowler has a whopping .419 slugging and 10 HR for his career season averages. Were you guys confused and frightened by his sorcerer's ways when he lead off the game with a home run?
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You were saying The guy slugging .513 on the year with 4 HR drove one into the bleachers? MY GOD, WHAT A CRAZY FLUKE. Who has a career .396 slg and 162 game average is 6 HR, yeah pretty fluky http://www.abload.de/img/10pbwpw1vunr.gif Yeah, no.
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That was the first Bryant dong I've seen occur in real time.
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You were saying The guy slugging .513 on the year with 4 HR drove one into the bleachers? MY GOD, WHAT A CRAZY FLUKE. Who has a career .396 slg and 162 game average is 6 HR, yeah pretty fluky He's hitting well for the season (last year, too) and the Cubs are not immune to potentially falling prey to that despite you and others inexplicably thinking otherwise.
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You were saying The guy slugging .513 on the year with 4 HR drove one into the bleachers? MY GOD, WHAT A CRAZY FLUKE. Why do we even come in these threads? We're going to have to dust off AIM to start the secret game threads again.
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You were saying The guy slugging .513 on the year with 4 HR drove one into the bleachers? MY GOD, WHAT A CRAZY FLUKE.
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I like how half of you are acting like Bryce Harper: baseball god muscling out a HR with the help of the wind is this crazy thing that means every halfwit on the Nats is going to have a pop-up float out.
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Goodness, what did Coghlan think he was doing out there?
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Live by the dong; die without the dong.
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This game is very honk shoo.
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Blart.
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Hendricks is pitching a gem here.
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You're more likely to get stripped for parts.
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GREAT NEWS, BROS; VINCE CAN SEE THE MOVIE!!!
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BAD NEWS, BROS; VINCE CAN'T SEE THE MOVIE.
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OHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. *Jumps in front of a bus*
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He just kinda drunkenly fell into catching that ball.
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Bah.
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Come on, Addison.
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Hendricks, you sly dog.
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http://i.imgur.com/85EvwJg.gif When he tussles up that terrible, terrible haircut...mmmmm.
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I find Bryce Harper to be very attractive, even though I know I shouldn't.
